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    Thursday, February 24th, 2011
    5:54 pm
    A first year just told me "two plus two equals twenty-two". Should we be worried about the firsties education or sense of humour?
    Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011
    6:49 pm
    TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
    1. I waxed my legs once.
    2. I snore like a madman.
    3. I like feeding the ducks.
    Friday, January 7th, 2011
    9:05 pm
    Oh, Merlin. I have the biggest fucking hangover and I can't get James to wake up. He's unconscious in some girl's bed and I'm surrounded by… what I assume are her roommates, but none of them fucking speak English, so I haven't even been able to get a straight answer out of them as to what city I'm in. Or country, as the case may be, considering no one seems capable of communicating with me.

    All I've gathered so far is that they're muggles who are really fucking fond of knocking on her door and killing my head by shouting something that sounds like "Silvalsi" at her, even though James and the bloody girl aren't responding at all. Fuck it, I'm going to go see if James has got a hangover potion in his trousers, which are fortunately laying on top of the couch rather than still on him.

    Aaaah, much better. Does anyone know what language Svegliarsi is? That is, apparently, how you spell it. If my miming, confused, attempt to convince them to tell me how to spell it worked the way it was meant to.
    Monday, December 27th, 2010
    1:20 pm
    APPLICATION )
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